After showering i sat on the bed and put american horror story on the tv. Cancer began talking to me and moving closer. I wasn't paying attention to him. I just wanted to hurry up and go home. It was almost 4 am when I checked my phone. I relaxed myself and leaned back against the wall. “Do you have any weed?” I asked. He smiled a big smile. “Of course I do. '' He replied. He pulled a pack of roll ups from his dresser. Optimum Silvers, “It just gets more and more disappointing in here to me” I say to myself. He breaks down the weed and rolls it in the cigar then lights it. He then passes me the blunt. I took one puff and coughed immediately. These cigars were the worst thing ever. I only smoked either sheets and funnel or leaves. I took one more puff before passing it back to him. “I dont wanna smoke that anymore,” I told him. “Why what's wrong?” he replied. I grimaced and chuckled a little. “I do not smoke cigars. You need to switch to leaves if you're going to smoke with me. I would have brought my own but I came straight from work and got here kind of late” I replied. Then i layed back and sighed deeply. He then began to pull out my pants and began to eat me out. When i say this nigga devoured my clit i almost fucking cried. I would have to say he was in the top 3 of head givers I ever got head from. He swirled and flicked my clit with his tongue. He sucked my clit and maneuvered around and down to the cracks leading down to the entrance of my vagina. He slyly licked all the way down to touch my asshole with his tongue coming back up sliding his tongue into my vagina licking around inside on my walls. I bucked my hips and arched my back in pleasure. Letting out soft quiet moans. He then gave the attention back to my clit. Doing a soft sucking tongue flicking motion to it. Until I came in his mouth he kept going. I then tried to push his head back cause after I get my nut I'm done ready to go. He then stopped and reached for the condom that's on the dresser. I let him put it on and then he climbed on top of me . He then stuck himself inside me but it was something off. It was the complete opposite of the head experience I had just gotten. I looked up at the ceiling in displeasure thinking “Oh my gosh i cannot believe this bullshit he need to hurry the fuck up” He then tried to kiss me and i moved my head away “Dont kiss me” I said. “What's wrong?” he replied. Removing himself from me and pausing to ensure that I was okay. I looked down trying to hide the displeasure on my face. But then I just blurted out what was clearly on my mind. “It's really bad.” I said. His jaw then dropped in disbelief that I said that. “Are you serious?” he replied. I looked him dead in the eyes and let out a small smile. “The head was good but the sex is bottom tier , Im sorry i dont wanna be hurting your feelings”I said. He then lit the blunt and then sat back and smoked while thinking. Then looked at me and said “Your shit good though give me a couple minutes I wanna try again” I pucker my lips then make a pouty face. “Are you sure because I'm actually good?” I replied. Beginning to beg and wine a little he then said “Please i just don't know what you like. Females like to be fucked in different ways. Do you like it hard ? Slow? Just tell me what you want” I looked at him then I thought to myself for a couple minutes. Then i said “Okay i like backshots hard i guess” He smiled and said “okay i'm going to finish this blunt then i'm gonna finish you.” I rolled my eyes and thought to myself “this nigga is so fucking lame time to wrap this shit up” He passed me the blunt and i hit it again just because i might as well this sorry dick nigga was starting to annoy me. I actually smoked the blunt all the way down because i just knew it in my gut that this nigga was not about to deliever. I handed him the roach and he took the last two puffs then put the roach out. He then took the old condom off and replaced it with a new one. I turned and layed on my stomach and put up a small arch and put the pillow under my stomach. I didn't feel the need to exert any more effort because I knew I was working with someone who was bad at it. He slid back and me and handled my extremely roughly. So rough that I was uncomfortable. I made a angry face and buried it into the pillow hoping this nigga would hurry up and cum. 2 minutes later he let out a grunt and a moan and then removed himself from me. “So how was it this time?” He asked. I got up and began to put my clothes that I wore over their back on. “Yeah it was still bad and I'm ready to go now” He rolled up another blunt and frowned a little “I'm sorry it was bad , nobody has ever told me I was bad before” He said to me. I didn't care about any of that so I was ready to leave. I had work in the morning and I already had it in my mind that I was going to block him when I got home. “It's okay, maybe it's because you don't know me like that. Can you call me my uber now I gotta wake up for work?” I replied. He called my uber. While we waited we smoked and watched tv. He walked me out when the uber got close and made sure i got in the car. When I got home he texted me. “You okay? You made it?” I waited until after I got out of the shower to reply “Yeah, I'm going to block you now” I Had replied “What why?”He texted back and then I just simply blocked him and went to sleep. A new day was ahead and a new adventure awaited.
Lmaoooo you are foul! I’m crying. This was a great one!
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 not “ im blocking you now”
ReplyDeleteI like to be straight to the point.
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